Last Night was the premier of True Tori, where
SO she starts off on a couch telling how she found out Dean cheated, his little side cookie sold the story to the tabloids (surprise, surprise dummy) and Dean denied it but Detective Tori knew he was lying based on his quivering eyebrow (Ok hun) Dean came clean and immediately checked into rehab for addiction, depression, & overall health issues leaving poor Tori home with 4 kids and a broken heart!
boo hoo. etc etc. Let me tell you how I REALLY feel haha.
ONE...This whole episode Tori is complaining about the paparazzi yet she's being followed around with a FILM CREW. Hello Kettle? At one point she begs them not to photograph a sick Hattie who has spewed all over her car seat YET on the other side is a camera guy who got the full view to air on national TV of course. Well alrighty then.
TWO...Her "friends" are toxic, everything that comes out of their mouths is negative, we would all like to think we would leave our spouses if they god forbid ever step out on us BUT lets keep it real you have no idea what YOU would do in her shoes. (the husband says he likes her friends because they are brutally honest AND its been 4 months & they are probably just sick of hearing about it)
Three...Why does Dean get to runaway to rehab and not deal with the wrath of Tori!? Why doesn't she get to go on sabbatical!? She gets cheated on and then has to suck it up and keep raising these 4 babies while nursing her broken heart
Four...Dean claims he has an alter ego by the name of Deano that Tori claims she saw early on in their relationship but chose to get married anyway. My husband thinks this Deano is rebelling because he lost his identity in the Tori franchise...the "fairy tale" the lie. I am a firm believer that if things are going south no one is holding a gun to your friggin head MAN or WOMAN UP and LEAVE.
BUT most importantly number FIVE oh five....They both CHEATED on their spouses to be with each other (dean has another son from his 1st marriage) WHY is she surprised he did the same to her!? and maybe perhaps maybe KARMA has caught up to this little miss and why should America feel sorry for her!? But if you don't and you find yourself watching, Lifetime did a GREAT job of telling you how you feel via
Later on in the season its revealed that Dean is a sex addict and has an unrealistic view on how much, and I can only assume, what kind of sex is "required" in a marriage.....Don't even get me started on that one. I gotta go before this post takes a ratchet turn. ;)
I am still not sure if I am Team Tori, Team Dean, or Team I just really like trashy TV and can't NOT watch!
Are you watching!? Pick a team yet? Please tell me someone else is watching this crap! haha